How well do you know your music? Let’s find out with a quiz that accompanies this week playlist.
The subjects du jour are : S Club, Mr.ON, Jungle Brothers, Madison Avenue, Britney Spears, Nelly Furtado, The Cheeky Girls, Craig David, Sharam, Liberty X, Faithless, Shakira, Martine McCutcheon
They are the performers of twelve vintage dance tunes that were ranked in various charts, this week (05/52) BUT … in the Noughties 2000s.
1. Which chart position did “Breathe (Don’t Stop)” achieve in New Zealand?
- A 21
- B 33
- C 30
2. Who wrote the song “Everything You Need” by Madison Avenue?
- A Cheyne Coates and Andy Van Dorsselaer
- B Pete Kirtley and Tim Hawes
- C Nellee Hooper and Andy Wright
3. How did Britney Spears first perform “Me Against the Music” at the 2003 NFL Kickoff Live event?
- A Seated Release
- B Solo Performance
- C With a Full Band
4. Which key is Nelly Furtado’s “Maneater” composed in?
- A C Major
- B E Minor
- C B Flat Minor
5. What chart accolade did “Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)” achieve in the UK?
- A Certified Silver
- B Worst Pop Record
- C Longest Number One in 2002
6. Who co-wrote “Hot Stuff (Let’s Dance)” alongside Craig David?
- A Timbaland
- B Fraser T. Smith
- C Danja
7. Whose original track inspired “PATT (Party All The Time)” by Sharam?
- A Paul Anka
- B Eddie Murphy
- C David Bowie
8. Which locale was the “Got to Have Your Love” music video filmed in?
- A Montego Bay
- B Havana
- C Ibiza
9. For which Brit Award category did Faithless win in 1999?
- A Best British Album
- B Best British Act
- C Best British Single
10. What instrument is featured in Shakira’s “Objection (Tango)”?
- A Violin
- B Bandoneón
- C Oboe
11. Martine McCutcheon’s cover of “On The Radio” peaked at what position on the UK charts?
- A 4
- B 7
- C 9
12. What symbolic setting features in the music video for “The Return of the Los Palmas 7”?
- A Desert Oasis
- B Palm Trees
- C Paris Cafe
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Tracklist
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1 . S Club – Alive“Alive” by S Club emerges as a spirited pop tune that ushers in a new chapter for the group post-Paul Cattermole’s departure in 2002. Part of their “Seeing Double” album, which hovered at number 17 on the UK Albums Chart, the single finds its footing at a respectable number 5 on the UK Singles Chart while gaining modest traction in markets like Ireland and Australia. The punchy production, splashed with disco strings and record scratches, projects a breezy yet assertive energy that aligns with early 2000s pop sensibilities. Bradley McIntosh steps into the spotlight with his lead vocals on the verses, accompanied by the collective harmonies of the group during the rousing chorus. The music video shifts gears into a nightclub setting, visually nudging the group’s image into slightly more mature territory while still holding onto their playful accessibility. Despite the reshuffling of dynamics within the band and the slightly predictable sonic elements, “Alive” secures its place as an emblem of resilience packaged in feel-good charm. Featured on the 2000 album “The Polyester Embassy”.
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2 . Mr.ON, Jungle Brothers – Breathe Don’t Stop“Breathe Don’t Stop” by Mr. On and Jungle Brothers offers a curious blend of nostalgia and reinvention, merging Michael Jackson’s iconic “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” with Q-Tip’s distinctive “Breathe and Stop.” The track straddles the line between homage and novelty, pulling from the past while attempting to cement itself in early 2000s club culture. The decision to pair funk-laden disco with hip-hop underscores the growing trend of genre crossovers during that period, yet doesn’t always resolve the tension between authenticity and mass-market appeal. It managed to capture audience interest, evidenced by its charting in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand, though its relatively modest positions suggest it resonated more as a novelty-built remix than a standalone cultural moment. The accompanying music video leans heavily on energized visuals, aligning with the song’s pulse but doing little to elevate its impact beyond predictable motifs of movement and rhythm. Despite this, its inclusion in compilations and TV soundtracks reveals its afterlife as the type of track that thrives in curated contexts rather than as a genre-shaping entity on its own. For the Jungle Brothers, historically anchored in the golden age of Native Tongues artistry alongside A Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul, this endeavor reflects a late-career pivot, less introspective and more reliant on interpolative appeal. While far from groundbreaking, the track encapsulates an era when sampling and remix culture pressed mainstream buttons but only sporadically hit meaningful chords. Featured on the 2003 album “In the Zone”.
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3 . Madison Avenue – Everything You NeedMadison Avenue’s “Everything You Need,” released in 2000, strolls onto the dance-pop stage with a self-assured swagger, blending sultry vocals from Cheyne Coates with a pulsating beat engineered by Andy Van Dorsselaer. The track revels in a polished fusion of late-’90s electronica and early-2000s groove, nodding to an era when club anthems were still dialed into glamor and attitude rather than excess and bombast. Lyrically, it skims across themes of desire and connection, striking a balance between directness and allure without overextending itself into sanctimony or self-indulgence. The accompanying video leans heavily into turn-of-the-century chic—a glossy montage of minimalistic aesthetics designed to extend the song’s sleek vibe rather than overshadow its layered rhythms and confident energy. “Everything You Need” hit number six on the Australian Singles Chart, reflecting its regional appeal, but only managed a modest reach globally, peaking at 33 in the UK and charting at 24 on the U.S. Dance Chart—a respectable but less commanding performance in an increasingly crowded pop marketplace. Live performances, such as their rendition at the 2000 ARIA Awards, cemented the track’s role as a cornerstone in the group’s repertoire, even as the duo’s mainstream success remained fleeting amidst an industry prone to quick shifts and sharper trends. As part of their album “The Polyester Embassy,” the single may lack the scorching magnetism of their breakout hit “Don’t Call Me Baby,” but it nonetheless captures a specific moment in electronic pop—an intersection of calculation, coolness, and catchy rhythm that defines Madison Avenue’s brief but telling contribution to the genre. Featured on the 2006 album “Loose “.
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4 . Britney Spears – Me Against the Music (w/ Madonna)“Me Against the Music,” a joint effort between Britney Spears and Madonna, throws together funk-inspired guitar riffs, punchy dance-pop beats, and hip-hop influences. The song’s verses are a tag-team relay, with Spears and Madonna alternating lines like rivals sparring on a musical battleground. Madonna’s contribution on the bridge adds a dose of sophistication to the track’s otherwise youthful energy. This piece is no shy wallflower—its thumping rhythm and relentless pace make it a bold, adrenaline-charged number bound for crowded dance floors. The video, directed by Paul Hunter, amps up the song’s duel-like premise with a visual game of cat-and-mouse between the two stars. Set against slickly styled backdrops, from an edgy underground club to a moody maze of rooms, the video features choreography that leans heavy on sultry posturing and dramatic tension. The use of a prominently displayed Mazda RX-8 is as unapologetically early 2000s as you can get—more product placement than plot device, but who’s keeping track? Critics offered mixed takes, with some gushing over the audacious pairing of pop royalty while others dismissed it as trying too hard to dazzle. Still, it’s hard to deny the cultural weight of a song where Spears and Madonna unite, particularly considering the buzz that surrounded their infamous MTV Video Music Awards kiss just months prior. Commercially, it made waves, charting strongly in markets like Australia and Canada, though its U.S. performance on the Billboard Hot 100 cooled off at #35. “Me Against the Music” isn’t the most groundbreaking or polished track, but its kinetic energy and playful rivalry still make it a noteworthy snapshot of the early aughts pop zeitgeist. Featured on the 2003 album “PartyTime”.
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5 . Nelly Furtado – ManeaterIn “Maneater,” Nelly Furtado struts into the realm of dance-rock with a swagger that is both hypnotic and unnerving. The track, marrying 1980s electro synths with a thumping beat, feels like the musical equivalent of neon lights flickering in a dimly lit club. There’s a ferocity in Furtado’s delivery, echoing themes of control and allure, all wrapped up in a rhythm that dares you not to move. The production by Timbaland and Danja is slick, almost too slick, weaponizing nostalgia with a modern edge that keeps listeners hooked. Though not as dominant in North America as the crossover smash “Promiscuous,” its success across Europe and Australia attests to its global magnetic pull. The music video adds another layer, dripping with a dark sensuality and intense choreography that amplifies the song’s mood. Yet, beneath the catchy hooks and icy production, some might argue the track leans more on style than substance. Still, Furtado’s command of her performance, combined with the song’s undeniable energy, elevates it to a pop artifact of its era. Featured on the 2007 album “Trust Me “.
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6 . The Cheeky Girls – Cheeky Song [Touch My Bum]“Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)” by The Cheeky Girls finds itself perched at the peculiar crossroads of kitsch and catchiness. Released in 2002 while the twin performers were still participants on the widely-watched “Popstars: The Rivals,” the track signals a gleeful rejection of musical seriousness. With songwriting credits attributed to Pete Kirtley, Tim Hawes, and even the twins’ mother Margit Irimia, there’s an almost operatic absurdity to its creation. Beneath its surface-level frivolity lies a dance-pop production that’s unapologetically simple yet oddly infectious, its chorus an earworm built for repetition. The dizzying rise of the single is almost as amusing as the song itself—it soared to number two on the UK Singles Chart, lingering there for four weeks during the holiday season of 2002 before staking out success across continental Europe. Its longevity in the UK chart (15 weeks, to be exact) invites scrutiny, as does the surprising international sales figure of over 1.2 million units. What’s harder to quantify is the role of irony in its popularity—was it beloved for its charms, or adopted as a pop-cultural oddity? Critically, it’s not hard to see why the song was later voted the worst pop record of all time in a 2004 Channel 4 poll, yet its sheer commitment to frivolity is almost admirable in its defiance of good taste. The accompanying music video boosts the song’s identity, showcasing the twins in kaleidoscopic, almost hallucinogenic settings, making “Cheeky Song” visually as bold as it intends to sound. It’s neither high art nor high-minded, but it remains emblematic of an era where pop could be both disposable and culturally enduring.
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7 . Craig David – Hot Stuff [Let’s Dance]Released on the cusp of 2007, Craig David’s “Hot Stuff (Let’s Dance)” punches through the airwaves with a sample-heavy nod to David Bowie’s 1983 anthem. It’s a shimmering hybrid of electro-R&B and funk, with a hint of post-disco slickness that seems purpose-built for Havana’s humid streets, where it was recorded. At 3:39, its runtime is as streamlined as its glossy production, courtesy of Fraser T. Smith, who co-writes and orchestrates the track around Bowie’s instantly recognizable riff. There’s a distinct feeling of calculated nostalgia intertwined with contemporary polish here. Craig’s smooth vocals glide over a beat that feels both classic and forward-leaning, though the formula occasionally edges on over-familiarity. The infusion of Bowie’s DNA is undeniably effective, yet it risks overshadowing the originality of the composition itself. Still, the song manages to balance reverence with reinvention, delivering a confident nod to pop history while staying commercially agile. Chartwise, David maneuvers comfortably through Europe’s music scene, with the single breaking into the top ten across several regions, from the UK to Sweden. Paired with Justin Francis’s vibrant music video, the track encapsulates a breezy celebratory vibe, rooted in escapism and late-night energy. Multiple remixes, including a mashup with Bob Sinclar’s “World Hold On,” extend its mileage, catering heavily to club-goers and playlist curators alike. But while the song aimed for universal appeal, some might find it more of an echo than a revelation. Bowie’s shadow looms large, but David’s finesse ensures the song still glimmers in the floodlights of the dancefloor. Featured on the 2002 album “Thinking It Over”.
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8 . Sharam – PATT [Party All The Time]“Sharam – PATT (Party All The Time)” captures the quintessential energy of a hedonistic night out, blending a throwback sensibility with a modern house touch. The 2007 track, rooted in Eddie Murphy’s original ’80s pop hit, loops the infectious line, “My girl wants to party all the time,” hitting a chord of universal escapism. The Adam Beyer, Layton Giordani, and Green Velvet remix in 2024 catapulted the enduring track back to dancefloors, trading its playful nostalgia for a darker, tech-house edge. Premiering prominently during Miami Music Week, the remix became a DJ setlist juggernaut, receiving glowing nods from heavyweights like Armin van Buuren and FISHER. This reincarnation feels less like a reinvention and more like a recalibration, balancing the original’s cheeky exuberance with restrained intensity suited for today’s underground scene. While the lyrics remain a lyrical earworm without deeper cultural threads, the track’s relentless rhythm makes it a time machine for parties, transcending eras and styles. Featured on the 1998 album “Sunday 8PM”.
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9 . Liberty X – Got To Have Your LoveLiberty X’s “Got to Have Your Love” is a sleek update of Mantronix’s 1989 electro-funk staple, blending pop and R&B influences into an effortlessly polished production. Released as the fourth single from their debut album, “Thinking It Over,” the track injects a smoother, radio-ready feel while staying true to the sultry allure of the original. Chart performance was no afterthought—hitting number two in the UK, with notable success in Ireland and the Netherlands, the song solidified its place as a significant moment in early 2000s pop. Its music video, shot in Jamaica’s Silent Waters, mirrors the song’s laid-back sensuality, pairing lush visuals with crisp choreography under the direction of Alex Hemming and Shay Ola. Kurtis Mantronik, the originator himself, lent his remixing talents to the single, a move that bridges the gap between the old-school and Liberty X’s modern reinterpretation. With romantic lyrics underscored by smooth harmonies, the track balances homage and reinvention, capturing a moment where pop and R&B collided with effortless cool. Featured on the 2001 album “Laundry Service”.
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10 . Faithless – God Is a DJ“God Is a DJ” by Faithless channels a heady blend of spirituality and electronica, embodying the euphoric pulse of late-’90s trance culture. Its foundations lie in repetitive, hypnotic beats and a mantra-like lyrical delivery that elevates rhythm to a near-religious experience, mirroring the communal transcendence often found on dance floors. Released in 1998, the track holds an unshakable presence in the landscape of electronic music, with its anthemic qualities gripping both mainstream charts and underground scenes. The clever wordplay in its title, borrowed off a bandmate’s T-shirt, turns a cheeky observation into a universal proclamation, daring listeners to see the DJ as both creator and curator of shared human moments. Though its 8-minute runtime might test the patience of radio formats, it thrives in its unabashed sprawl, offering a meditative journey for club-goers and home listeners alike. The accompanying video highlights the track’s raw, kinetic energy, underlining its parallel goals of movement and introspection. While the song captures a specific era, it resurfaces over decades, a testament to its endurance and magnetic appeal. Its ability to climb charts years after its initial release—most recently in 2023—is a nod to its emotional and sonic resonance, tied inextricably to Maxi Jazz’s poignant performance and the trio’s deft production. The track lives on as a polished artifact of its time, yet it also feels curiously timeless, speaking to the enduring relationship between music, ritual, and release. Featured on the 2000 album “Wishing”.
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11 . Shakira – Objection [Tango]“Objection (Tango)” by Shakira emerges as a striking hybrid of tango and pop rock, a bold fusion that underscores her knack for genre experimentation. The track confronts the charged complexities of a love triangle, channeling frustration and defiance through its biting lyrics and rhythmic intensity. Shakira’s collaboration with Lester Mendez manifests in a potent soundscape anchored by the distinctive bandoneón and guitar, elevating the tension woven into the narrative. The song is powered by a melodramatic energy, perfectly capturing the emotional turmoil of its themes while maintaining a fiery momentum. Critically, reviewers like Alex Henderson of AllMusic and Chuck Taylor of Billboard commend the track’s unique stylistic blend and Shakira’s commanding vocal performance. The Spanish version, “Te Aviso, Te Anuncio (Tango),” serves as a parallel interpretation, providing a linguistic extension of the song’s intensity. Visually, the Dave Meyers-directed music video intensifies the song’s narrative, mixing live action and animation with theatrical flair. Its choreography, helmed by Tina Landon, showcases Shakira’s kinetic artistry, imbuing the visuals with a dynamic storytelling edge. Shakira’s tango dance within the video anchors the juxtaposition of traditional elements against the contemporary structure of her music. The animated sequence, where Shakira confronts her rival, brings a tongue-in-cheek touch to the otherwise fiery narrative, adding layered dimensions to the overall presentation. Musically, the piece unveils her vocal range—from E3 to B4—delivered with precision and a sense of urgency, matched to its 66 beats per minute tempo. Whether on stage at New York’s Roseland Ballroom or through her recorded work, Shakira wields her mastery of genre-blending with enviable confidence and flare.
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12 . Martine McCutcheon – On The RadioMartine McCutcheon’s rendition of “On The Radio” transforms Donna Summer’s disco anthem into a polished pop cover, tailored for the early 2000s crowd seeking nostalgia with a contemporary sheen. The track, released in January 2001 as the finale to her sophomore album *Wishing*, flaunts a dance-oriented pivot in McCutcheon’s musical trajectory, ditching her earlier ballad-heavy tendencies. The production leans into bubbly, radio-friendly beats, harnessing a sense of effervescent charm that reflects the song’s central themes of longing and connection. While Donna Summer’s 1979 version brims with raw disco power, McCutcheon’s take softens the glitter into something more accessible—warm, but arguably less impactful. Its debut at #7 on the UK charts is a testament to McCutcheon’s consistent knack for crafting radio hits, though its subsequent drop suggests that this track lacked the staying power of her earlier efforts. The accompanying music video revels in upbeat visuals, spotlighting McCutcheon in glamorous yet relatable scenarios, underscoring its lighthearted narrative without straying into indulgence. Performances on TV staples like *Top of the Pops* cemented its promotional push, but the track’s moderate success signaled the limitations of its wide appeal. While “On The Radio” doesn’t entirely reinvent the wheel, it captures a fleeting moment in early-2000s pop history where throwbacks melded with the era’s sugary playbook.
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And the correct answers (in case you missed one or two) are:
1. “Breathe (Don’t Stop)” reached number 30 in New Zealand. The collaborative track charted across multiple countries, making it a memorable hit in several locations.
2. “Everything You Need” was penned by Cheyne Coates and Andy Van Dorsselaer. The track contributed to the success of Madison Avenue’s album “The Polyester Embassy.”
3. Britney Spears first performed “Me Against the Music” solo at the 2003 NFL Kickoff Live event. It was prior to Madonna’s official involvement in the collaboration.
4. Nelly Furtado’s “Maneater” is composed in the key of B flat minor. The track encompasses 1980s electro synths within a dance-driven structure.
5. “Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)” was infamously voted the worst pop record in a Channel 4 poll. Despite the title, it enjoyed significant chart success.
6. Fraser T. Smith co-wrote “Hot Stuff (Let’s Dance)” with Craig David. David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance” provided a critical sample for this modern track.
7. “PATT (Party All The Time)” draws its theme from Eddie Murphy’s track of a similar name. A 2024 remix by renowned DJs revived its popularity.
8. The “Got to Have Your Love” music video was filmed in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Liberty X’s cover sustained the song’s danceable allure.
9. Faithless snagged the Brit Award for Best British Act in 1999. Released from “Sunday 8PM,” “God Is a DJ” was central to that accolade.
10. The bandoneón is featured in “Objection (Tango).” Shakira integrated this within pop rock and tango influences, showcasing her musical versatility.
11. Martine McCutcheon’s “On The Radio” reached position 7 on the UK charts. It affirmed her as a consistent top-ten artist.
12. Palm trees featured prominently in “The Return of the Los Palmas 7.” Madness played into the laid-back, sunny imagery typical of their quirky style.
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